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Kasumi NinjaBy: The J Man
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Kasumi Ninja is the Jaguar's first, and much-derided, 2D fighting game. I try to avoid reading reviews and opinions of titles before I write my own, but it's hard to do any kind of Jaguar research without finding some podcaster or blogfly hating on this game. It's somehow come to represent the quality of all games you're going to see on the system, or the albatross that drags the value of the Jaguar down simply for existing. Please. Even Prince didn't sing a hit every time he got on stage. It's also not going to make your television issue forth green pea-soup vomit in response to the poison being pumped through the video line. Oh yes, Kasumi Ninja is a bad game. But damn, it's not that bad. Kasumi is an arcade-style fighter with digitized characters. Many commenters feel this makes it an automatic ripoff of Mortal Kombat. I do agree that the combat engine and the special moves are a little uncomfortably similar, and the entire game does feel a little like someone didn't get the license for MK and decided to make their own Rodex or Gucii version. On the other hand, I don't believe it's fair to dismiss Kasumi on sight. First, I don't believe a game can only be done once and then we have to retire its number and hang its jersey around the stadium. I believe there's room enough for Duke and Doom, Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, and Mortal Kombat and this game. Second, Kasumi is about dead-ass even with the arcade version of the original MK, in terms of gameplay and graphics. An arcade-level version of any game for a home console was a huge achievement. I remember how that was the golden goal for almost a decade, and how other "arcade-perfect" home ports fell way, way short of expectations. Now, before you collect your pitchforks and firebrands and accuse me of taking bribes from that strange Jaguar cult up the hill, this is mostly where the praise for Kasumi will end. I'm impressed that it's mostly equal to the cabinet version of Mortal Kombat. But MK1 was NOT a fantastic fighter, and its gameplay was not something you would want to emulate - especially considering that the world had since moved on to the justifiably-awesome Mortal Kombat II. It's not the totally incompetent game you might have heard about, but it's quite fair to say that Kasumi Ninja comes to the party wearing a cheap version of last year's dress. The game takes place on the sheltered isle of Kasumi, where a portal to the demon world has been opened. You have been tasked by the gods to battle the souls of eight historically diverse combatants, absorbing each's powers until you are strong enough to defeat Lord Gyaku, who has several unpaid parking tickets. You have no ladder, like you do in similar games, and can pick your next opponent at will. This tournament makes up the 1-player story mode, and all characters are available for instant use in a 2-player quick battle. The only other option of note is a newfangled parental lockout feature, complete with a secret passcode you set with the Jaguar's numpad. We'll talk about what kind of gore this potentially locks out in a bit.
Character design is a low point, but frequently was for games of this time. The movie star? The gargantuan Russian wrestler? The special forces girl in spandex and 80s sneakers? But even considering such ridiculous fighting game characters fucking up the grade curve, Kasumi's characters do make the mistake of falling into camp. You have two that are just average enough to escape serious scrutiny - the undefeated kickboxer Chagi, and Alaric, the King of the Goths (that's Visigoths, not the scary, pale dude at the mall). I've already covered the two ninja brothers. The remaining four are embarrassments. You have Danja, the assistant district attorney who dons a Catwoman outfit to fight nocturnal crime. You have Thundera, the Amazon queen who wears a black bikini from the racks of K-Mart - an obvious ploy to show some skin. You have the Comanche warrior with a propensity for scalping - oh, PERFECT. And finally, the character you've been waiting for if you're familiar at all with this game, Angus: the kilted, drunken, brawling, caber-tossing Scotsman who, along with his ability to shoot fire from his balls, has come to symbolize this game and everything wrong with it. Digitzed voices appear, prominently from the announcer, who provides a highly caricaturized Asian voice. Worse than Mickey Rooney as the Japanese neighbour in Breakfast at Tiffany's. About two steps shy if asking you "Ifa you'd like sum fhlied lice." I think it's supposed to make the game campy - I hope it wasn't a legitimate attempt to make the game and tournament feel more Oriental. Other effects are standard grunts, groans, and whacking whatever objects sound like punches hitting chests. They're not quite as bassy as you would hope, but they work. Background themes are light and forgettable.
Characters are supposed to have different fighting styles and techniques based on their historical period and upbringing. Nothing about this really comes through. The Amazonian "feral" style still throws uppercuts, shin kicks, and rapid one-two high punches like every other fighter does. Special moves are about as generic as the characters, and you'll see some favorites return from classic fighters, like Raiden's flying leap, Scorpion's side-screen teleport, and a weak "real life" approximation of Ken's hurricane kick. Fights are generally determined by who can get their opponent in the corner and keep them there, not epic battles matching blow after blow. Changing the difficulty level only increases the contrast between damage you give and damage you take, and you must play at the Ninja God level (where you have 1 credit and can only survive about six good hits) to see the "true" ending. Fatalities won't blow anyone away either, but then how can you really rate these? Absurd amounts of gore? Realism? Length and horror of torture? Creativity of the kill? There's only so many ways you can blow up or rip out someone's head, torso, or limbs, and how you get there is rarely as interesting as the results. So all these death moves over all these games are like a million paths to the same, tired goal. Here you'll get head stomps, explosives planted in mouths, kicks through chests, but nothing the likes of which you cannot possibly imagine, and nothing that isn't shown a medium distance with medium detail. No "Golden Shower" kind of infamous fatality either, not even from poster-boy Angus. Nothing you absolutely must see to believe.
The major trouble I have with Kasumi goes back to how well this game compares to the original arcade version of Mortal Kombat. Neither game is particularly fast, fluid, loaded with fighters, filled with moves, or has even heard of a combo system. Both games have easily-exploitable special moves (namely, projectiles) and AI opponents ready and willing to cheat you. Both games have nary an enemy that can't be defeated by jump kicks. This was fine enough for MK when it was fresh and mildly revolutionary. Kasumi Ninja doesn't lose points for not being Mortal Kombat. But the original Mortal Kombat wasn't a great fighter itself, and Kasumi pulling the same racket years later, regardless of how close it looks to arcade hardware, isn't overly special. -reviewed 7/12/07 - game copyright 1994 Atari
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