Kirby's Adventure

In Kirby's Adventure, you take on the role of brave Kirby, the fluffy little balloony guy entrusted with the task of once again saving Dream Land from the rule of the evil King Dedede. Dedede has put a crab in everyone's jammies by screwing with the Dream Spring. That's the thingamajig that supplies the inhabitants of Dream Land with their pleasant dreams of shoe endorsements and buxom happy-faced orb chicks. Dedede yoinked the Star Rod that powers the Dream Spring, broke it into seven pieces and gave them to a few of his nefarious friends. Kirby's gotta retrieve the pieces and, presumably, put the sucker back together and get folks fantasizing again. That's pretty much all I know about the plot and I had to look that up in the manual. It's not that important, really. You're not here for complexity. You're here for the enemy gulpin' action.

Anyway, good ol' Kirby is one role model who ain't afraid to admit he inhales. The K man can suck in any enemy in the game. But unlike his Gameboy debut, this title perfects the formula by allowing Kirby to assume the special abilities of any enemy he consumes. According to the manual, Kirb's got more than twenty to choose from. Off the top of my head, there's fire, flame, needle, spark, high jump, freeze, ice, ball, blast, wheel, fireball, throw, laser, rock, hammer, sword, cutter, tornado, microphone, and the oddest of them all, UFO. That adds up to a hell of a lot of variety and a damn fun little game.

The control scheme is a variation on the intuitive scheme of its handheld predecessor. The B button inhales. Once you've got an enemy in your maw, you can swallow the sucker by pressing down, or spit him out as a star-shaped projectile by pressing B again. Down and A performs a slide kick that'll blow up certain blocks as well as destroying your opponents. And up allows you to inhale air and float around to cause some airborne mischief.

Adding more variety to the experience are three types of bonus levels, usually unlocked by hidden in-game switches. In Crane Fever, you guide a vending machine claw in an attempt to grab a Kirby. Little ones give you an extra life, big ones give you two. In Egg Catcher, King Dedede tosses both bombs and eggs your way. The more eggs you eat, the more extra lives, but eat a bomb and that's that. Finally, there's my favorite game, Quick Draw Kirby, wherein cute li'l Kirby in his cute li'l cowboy hat tries to outgun several of Dedede's friends. Additionally, there is the Museum, a room with a few docile bad guys Kirby can eat to easily acquire a special ability, and the Arena where our hero must fight one of the previous level baddies to win the chance to steal his power.