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Theme Park 

Theme Park

Bullfrog’s original tycoon game shows why making kids happy is harder than you’d think. Ungrateful little bastards.

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WWF Royal Rumble 

WWF Royal Rumble

I met the Macho Man once, and he told me that Hogan’s a bum.

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Doom 3 

Doom 3

Well, our normal Halloween reviewapalooza got hijacked by real life (more may come later), but for now, here’s the one review that made it through the UAC’s teleporter intact. It brought some demons with it though, and they’re kinda pissed.

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Half-Life 

Half-Life

Hey look everybody, it’s Half-Life! Just remember someone coming to this site probably hasn’t played it before. Or when future aliens arrive from a tear in our dimension, they’ll have another historical record of this so-called “video game.”

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Cyber-Cop 

Cyber-Cop

An early Amiga FPS finds its way to the Genesis. Blast your way through corporate security bots to stop a mutant named Freddie. Because, video games!

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Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday 

Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday

A fully-featured computer RPG makes its way to the console surprisingly well. Lead your brave crew against the worst that the 25th century has to offer.

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