Final Fantasy
 

Final Fantasy

Da-da-da,-da-da, dah-da-daaa!

 
Doom RPG (J2ME)
 

Doom RPG (J2ME)

Cast Boomstick. It's super effective.

 
Wizardry: The Legacy of Llylgamyn – The Third Scenario
 

Wizardry: The Legacy of Llylgamyn – The Third Scenario

Our characters had sex.

 
Age of Empires II + The Conquerors 

Age of Empires II + The Conquerors

Let’s go back to the times of archers, knights, swordsmen, and of course, samurai fighting elephants, in one of the most acclaimed strategy games of all time.

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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2

No Comply + BS Boardslide + Nose Manual + Kickflip + Nose Manual + BS Smith + Manual + Planter on Edge + Heelflip + Nosegrind…

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Austerlitz: Napoleon’s Greatest Victory 

Austerlitz: Napoleon’s Greatest Victory

You kids today with your tanks and your missiles and guns that hold more than one round at a time are CODDLED! Back in my day, we waged war by standing in lines and shooting muskets at other guys standing in lines while cannons fired at us while we stood in line, and WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!

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Operation Europe: Path to Victory 1939-45 

Operation Europe: Path to Victory 1939-45

I’m sorry, but HQ has determined you can continue this review without reinforcements. We’re hoping you’ll fight your best.

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Super Baseball 2020 

Super Baseball 2020

Baseball is much different in the future…there are robots, a wacky new playing field, guys who can jump over buildings to rob home runs, and legal performance-enhancing…oh, but the Cubs still never win.

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Panzer General 

Panzer General

History is normally written by the victors, but today, we’re going to pull a retcon on World War II.

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