Final Fantasy
 

Final Fantasy

Da-da-da,-da-da, dah-da-daaa!

 
Doom RPG (J2ME)
 

Doom RPG (J2ME)

Cast Boomstick. It's super effective.

 
Wizardry: The Legacy of Llylgamyn – The Third Scenario
 

Wizardry: The Legacy of Llylgamyn – The Third Scenario

Our characters had sex.

 
StarTropics 

StarTropics

Very, very rarely do I get to describe a game as “The X Files combined with every Jimmy Buffett album ever”. This is one of those times.

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Operation Logic Bomb 

Operation Logic Bomb

Hey, yeah, Gary, DOS is giving me a message, it says “Dimensional Error, Abort, Retry, Fail?”, what do I do? Load up on weapons? Well, if you say so…

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The Sims 

The Sims

Oh, vannian tiomen. Taira mah! Erxfrushin dzoshtofin, shoon shoon. Eyen gimitz. *laughter*

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Fever Pitch Soccer 

Fever Pitch Soccer

U.S. Gold’s loose, arcadey version of football is about as frantic as a sackful of pissed cats.

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The Adventures of Bayou Billy 

The Adventures of Bayou Billy

Wellll, in 1989 we took a little trip, along with ol’ Konami down the mighty Mississipp’, we took a little bacon and we took a little beans, and we went to punch some bad guys in the town of New Orleans.

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Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium 

Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium

Let’s take a trip over to Japan and see a gaijin’s opinion on the definitive Super Nintendo wrestling game.

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