Constantine
 

Constantine

It's John Constantine, ass hole.

 
Final Fantasy
 

Final Fantasy

Da-da-da,-da-da, dah-da-daaa!

 
Doom RPG (J2ME)
 

Doom RPG (J2ME)

Cast Boomstick. It's super effective.

 
Klingon Honor Guard 

Klingon Honor Guard

mu’mey ghoQvam laD yIntagh! wo’ batlhvaD!

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Aliens Online 

Aliens Online

Shut down since the turn of the century, here’s a pure retrospective of a great online game you can’t play anymore. And if you did play back then, make sure to pour one out in the comments section!

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Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers 

Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers

Because Shadowgate wasn’t frustrating enough with only TWO dimensions.

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Haunted House (Atari 2600) 

Haunted House (Atari 2600)

It’s you and your infinite supply of matches versus the darkness and monsters of the abandoned Graves Mansion.

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Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord 

Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

My insistence on starting a series at the beginning takes us back to computer role-playing’s very impressive, very grindy beginnings.

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Road Runner’s Death Valley Rally 

Road Runner’s Death Valley Rally

Part 2 of our Saturday Cartoon Spectacular takes us out to the desert for some greasy fast speed.

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