Clearly you haven’t learned your lesson about not buying strange old houses in the late 1980s. Time to rifle through everything and save the world again, but really, you brought this on yourself.
We’re opening up the request line again. Comment below if there’s a game you’d like included in the yearly review-a-thon. You don’t have to specify who you’d like to review it, but you can if you want. Only rules: it must be retro, and it must be spooky.