Robots > 'Roids
T-t-t-t-time to get moving!
You’ll have all the problems of a major zoo AND a theme park, and the computers aren’t even on their feet yet.
As Internet speed and stability climbed, there was only one thing to do with all this new power. After you downloaded the porn, natch.
Very, very rarely do I get to describe a game as “The X Files combined with every Jimmy Buffett album ever”. This is one of those times.
Hey, yeah, Gary, DOS is giving me a message, it says “Dimensional Error, Abort, Retry, Fail?”, what do I do? Load up on weapons? Well, if you say so…
Oh, vannian tiomen. Taira mah! Erxfrushin dzoshtofin, shoon shoon. Eyen gimitz. *laughter*
U.S. Gold’s loose, arcadey version of football is about as frantic as a sackful of pissed cats.
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