Sid Meier’s Pirates!: Live the Life
 

Sid Meier's Pirates!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 
Constantine
 

Constantine

It's John Constantine, ass hole.

 
Final Fantasy
 

Final Fantasy

Da-da-da,-da-da, dah-da-daaa!

 

Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

If you’re just tuning in, let’s take a brief moment to recap. JVC and LucasArts put out SNES platformers based on the Star Wars trilogy once a year starting in 1992. Super Star Wars looked great and was a fairly easy-going time, but lacked much depth and a purpose to the different characters. Super Empire […]

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Daze Before Christmas (Genesis) 

Daze Before Christmas (Genesis)

This limited-release platformer marks one of the rare Christmas-themed games.

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Wild Woody 

Wild Woody

….Wild….. (long, depressed sigh) ………..Woody.

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StarFox

I remember first laying eyes on Star Fox at a game store display, and pretty much freaking the fuck out. I believe I would have killed a man on the spot if it would have resulted in me walking away with the game. The idea of a space shooter was, of course, not particularly unique. […]

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Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 

Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Like a crazy ex-girlfriend, Super Empire is gorgeous and wants to kill you at every chance.

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Life and Death 2: The Brain 

Life and Death 2: The Brain

Pfft, it’s just a video game. It’s not like it’s brain surgery

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