Is there a doctor in the house?
Time is a flat circle.
As Internet speed and stability climbed, there was only one thing to do with all this new power. After you downloaded the porn, natch.
Very, very rarely do I get to describe a game as “The X Files combined with every Jimmy Buffett album ever”. This is one of those times.
Hey, yeah, Gary, DOS is giving me a message, it says “Dimensional Error, Abort, Retry, Fail?”, what do I do? Load up on weapons? Well, if you say so…
Oh, vannian tiomen. Taira mah! Erxfrushin dzoshtofin, shoon shoon. Eyen gimitz. *laughter*
U.S. Gold’s loose, arcadey version of football is about as frantic as a sackful of pissed cats.
Wellll, in 1989 we took a little trip, along with ol’ Konami down the mighty Mississipp’, we took a little bacon and we took a little beans, and we went to punch some bad guys in the town of New Orleans.
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