Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers
 

Shadowgate 64

What's a halfling?

 
Haunted House (Atari 2600)
 

Haunted House (Atari 2600)

Who turned out the lights?

 
Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord
 

Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT-PARRY-PARRY-PARRY

 

Sewer Shark

One thing that you should probably know about me before we start this review is that I work in the entertainment industry, specifically film. Therefore, I have been known to talk about a lot of useless shit that impresses me, but doesn’t matter to normal people, especially on the subject of the screen. Sewer Shark […]

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Iron Helix

I can appreciate a game that tries to be innovative – it’s a hard thing to do. I generally really like a game that pulls it off successfully, because that’s even harder. Iron Helix is one game that mostly falls in the “successful” category. Gamers have played characters with guns for decades, but Helix is […]

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Loadstar

Loadstar, an interactive movie from Rocket Science Games, is all about the trials and pitfalls of interplanetary trucking. It follows the story of one brave king of the proverbial space road, Tully “Iron Dog” Bodine, as he’s looking for one last haul so that he can retire and settle down with his sweetcheeks. He’s approached […]

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Mortal Kombat

It’s the version with the blood.

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Phalanx

It’s story time here at JGR, and today’s tale finds myself along with the legendary Static_A_Matic standing in the local Funcoland looking for victims, by which I mean new games to review. Laying in the bin, we come across a game adorned with a picture of an old prospector with a banjo on the cartridge. […]

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Jurassic Park (Sega CD)

Jurassic Park was so heavily marketed when it was released that a version of the game appeared on every console that was out at the time. Even the little Tiger handheld games had one. Most of these focused on some sort of scrolling action hooey. Only one, excluding the PC’s flawed Trespasser, actually put you […]

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