Road Runner’s Death Valley Rally
 

Death Valley Rally

Meep-Meep!

 
Tom & Jerry
 

Tom & Jerry

Cat and Mouse...

 
Killing Time
 

Killing Time (PC)

Eternal unlife

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Arcade Game

I usually try to write unbiased reviews, but I’ve gotta admit some bias on this one. Being a child of the 80s made being a Ninja Turtle fan mandatory, and I used to play this game constantly back in the day. So there’s a heavy sense of nostalgia for me here, and luckily it’s not […]

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Where’s Waldo?

Okay, let’s be honest. Why the hell was this game made? I know the books were popular, but seriously, do we really need to search for this striped fuckass in video games too? Why do we always have to find him anyway? Is he lost? Why doesn’t he come find us? I want to spend […]

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NARC

Just say no – or else! If you were an 80s gamer, you’ve probably heard of this arcade classic. Or, you might remember its three-second cameo in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (I, for some reason, do). The plot is simple: NARC casts you in the role of the world’s two most badassed […]

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DuckTales 2

As part of the strict community service sentence given to me after my little “incident” at the public park, I promised JGR I’d deliver reviews for the entire Disney/Capcom/Duck trilogy (see my reviews of Darkwing Duck and DuckTales. With that in mind, I bring you the final installment: DuckTales 2. If you don’t remember Disney’s […]

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Cliffhanger

It amazes me how developers can screw up formula games. Take the side-scroller; you have hundreds of examples demonstrating clearly what works. You have a mold of general rules, clear cases of what plays best – practically a damn template of how to make a good game. Yet designers still take this template, start to […]

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Batman Returns

Gotta hand it to Konami – they know how to make some good games. There haven’t been an impressive number of good Batman titles, but both Batman and Robin and this game (also both made by the big K) are among the best of any system. Holding true to the Batman sequel, Batman Returns has […]

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