Sid Meier’s Pirates!: Live the Life
 

Sid Meier's Pirates!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 
Constantine
 

Constantine

It's John Constantine, ass hole.

 
Final Fantasy
 

Final Fantasy

Da-da-da,-da-da, dah-da-daaa!

 

Batman

Movie-based titles on the NES have not had a favorable history on this site, with lackluster attempts such as Robocop 2 and Darkman. Therefore, it is a refreshing surprise to find one that doesn’t just flat-out suck. Batman is a solid attempt to take elements from the movie and comics, and infuse them into a […]

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Total Recall 

Total Recall

Total Recoil!

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Die Hard (NES)

The 1988’s Die Hard set a new precedent for adventure films. It’s fitting then, that this totally underrated game based on the film should bring new ideas to adventure games. Die Hard is certainly not like anything you’re used to playing, and the focus is not so much on the action as it is on […]

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Blades of Steel

Very few hockey games were ever released for the NES, but those that were often had quite a following. Blades of Steel is no hockey simulator by any means, but it’s enjoyable for a quick round of arcade-style action. If you’re looking for heavy realism, move on. Blades focuses on the action, and as a […]

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RoboCop 2

No… no.. dear God, no! THEY MADE MORE! The same team that was behind the stinkfest Darkman has to be behind this game as well. It simply reeks of them. Now I thought the fact that Darkman existed was bad enough, but now we find out they were allowed to make MORE games!? Do you […]

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Arch Rivals

Sports games in the arcades basically fell into two categories, neither of which ever attempted to be simulations. The first, and the first to come along, were the games like Ice Hockey and Soccer that offered loose simulations of the actual sports. Complicated or time-consuming rules were dropped or lessened to promote faster gameplay. Building […]

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