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Sasha
Cat/Reviewer-in-Training
Background
Yeah, we know. Everybody's gotta put their damn pet online and claim that they
have something to do with the operation of their operation.
"Oh, Mr. Paws is so cute. He'll hop up and try to help us out with our accounting!
He's really the heart and soul of our company!"
Well, this cat has, in a behind-the-scenes capacity, inserted herself into far too
many reviews to be excluded. You'll never know the time required to make up for
her hopping up and plomping down upon the keyboard, sitting directly in front of
the monitor so she can swat at Sonny Bonds, or meowing for more attention
than some damned old games from before she was born.
Regardless, she's one of the good ones. Also, by far, the "cutest" part of the site.
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Hello, kitty cat.
[blinks]
Why you gotta jump up, sit down in front of the keyboard, and block my wrists
from writing until I scratch you for 30 some-odd minutes?
[ear twitches, looks away slightly]
Do you want to review a game sometime? Even though you have no thumbs?
[gives the "go to hell" look that only cats can give]
You don't want to answer these damn questions do you?
Brrrrt?
Would you rather I brush you?
[blinks]
And there you have it, folks.
"You know, I hate everything you're doing here. This paragraph needs a couple lines
of the letter "D" repeated. Lemme fix it. "
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