Latest Reviews

Law & Order: Dead on the Money

Reading Time: 13 minutesInvestigate a murder case with some polygons that sometimes look like Lenny Briscoe, then prosecute it in court. The case, not Lenny’s character model.

Deer Hunter

Reading Time: 13 minutesThe game that cracked the casual market. Hunt deer in three locations and try to bring home the big bucks.

Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest

Reading Time: 18 minutesI try to play through the notorious sequel without help and – no surprise – it doesn’t go well.

The Matrix Online

Reading Time: 22 minutesWhat is the Matrix? In this case, a now-defunct MMO that was the most ambitious role-playing game ever released… for about three months.

Wizardry: The Return of Werdna – The Fourth Scenario

Reading Time: 16 minutesPlay the villain in a standalone Wizardry scenario that encompasses some things to love – and everything to hate – about dungeon crawlers.

The Laffer Utilities

Reading Time: 7 minutesWhen you’re so desperate to avoid work that you’ll do anything… I mean anything… Larry’s got you covered.