Knockout Kings 2000
Reading Time: 6 minutesAny questions from the challenger? Any questions from the champion? All right, let’s get it on!
Author: Uncle Dave
Uncle Dave is a long-suffering Baltimore Orioles fan who has quashed his disappointment in the team with retro games since being introduced to Duck Hunt in 1992. His gaming prime revolved around the Nintendo 64, and he never questioned the logic of a controller with three handles. He also owns a Philips CD-i, lest you question his retro cred.
Knockout Kings 2000
WWF War Zone
Reading Time: 6 minutesY’ever notice that Vince McMahon can’t pronounce “wrestling” correctly? It always sounded like he’s saying “World Rustling Federation”. Just sayin’.
Age of Empires II + The Conquerors
Reading Time: 8 minutesLet’s go back to the times of archers, knights, swordsmen, and of course, samurai fighting elephants, in one of the most acclaimed strategy games of all time.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
Reading Time: 6 minutesNo Comply + BS Boardslide + Nose Manual + Kickflip + Nose Manual + BS Smith + Manual + Planter on Edge + Heelflip + Nosegrind…
Austerlitz: Napoleon’s Greatest Victory
Reading Time: 7 minutesYou kids today with your tanks and your missiles and guns that hold more than one round at a time are CODDLED! Back in my day, we waged war by standing in lines and shooting muskets at other guys standing in lines while cannons fired at us while we stood in line, and WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!
Operation Europe: Path to Victory 1939-45
Reading Time: 6 minutesI’m sorry, but HQ has determined you can continue this review without reinforcements. We’re hoping you’ll fight your best.