Super Metroid
Reading Time: 7 minutesUncle Dave attempts to put his journalistic integrity hat on and not completely slurp this game like the shameless Metroid fanboy he is. We make no promises.
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Super Metroid
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Reading Time: 6 minutesWe go rollicking through the margins of the Star Wars canon to bring you an N64 classic that features some of the strangest boss fights ever.
Kirby Super Star
Reading Time: 5 minutesHey, it’s a multi-pak game that doesn’t suck! Not only that, it’s pretty damned good! No, seriously!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Reading Time: 11 minutesDarth Malak is tearing up the galaxy. The Jedi Council is losing members to a civil war. Carth is in the cockpit, loudly complaining again about his stupid trust issues.
Half-Life
Reading Time: 10 minutesHey look everybody, it’s Half-Life! Just remember someone coming to this site probably hasn’t played it before. Or when future aliens arrive from a tear in our dimension, they’ll have another historical record of this so-called “video game.”
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines
Reading Time: 11 minutesA wild night of casual sex changes your life forever. No, not that problem. And not that one either. The one where you’re now a vampire caught in a centuries-old power struggle and facing the end of the world.